“I think it’s great the way churches have become more inclusive and open-minded these days…”

“… aren’t you all entitled to your half-arsed musings on the divine. You’ve thought about eternity for twenty five minutes and think you’ve come to some interesting conclusions. Well let me tell you, I stand with two thousand years of darkness and bafflement and hunger behind me. My kind have harvested the souls of a million peasants and I couldn’t give a ha’penny jizz for your internet assembled philosophy!”

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