Here’s a video sort-of following a current meme. If you can’t cope with swearing, go for a walk, have a coffee, chat with a friend instead:
The actual meme, of course, would lead to a video “shit ministers say”. Now that would be an interesting video. And so easy to find examples for.
Start here:
Bosco, I couldn’t cope with the swearing, but, despite your warning, I listened. Now that I’m freaked out, I blame you anyway for putting temptation in my way. 😉
June Butler
I take full responsibility for any sins you committed by watching this video – just add them to my list. Blessings.
Now ~THAT~ is the shit! Thanks for keeping it real, Fr.!
Thanks, KLB. Please use your normal name here – that is the culture of this site and my comments policy. Blessings.
That second video gives a whole new twist to the song – “Stand up stand up for Jesus”
How does he know the bathroom habits of so many? I guess it’s the road to ruin to have a female president/leader, like erm Germany!
UK, Aus, NZ,… Blessings, Caro.
That was really pretty normal for what a Priest/Pastor hears every day. The stuff that really freaks Priests out is stuff like:
‘No, my boyfriend doesn’t really hit me all that often’.
Just watched the second video, which was so funny that I almost peed sitting down.
I actually love to use those six passages as a test for biblical translation philosophy: how does one convey in English that the Hebrew is using a colloquial expression meaning “males”? My favourites: NEB “every mother’s son”; NJB “every manjack”. The (N)RSV just wimps out on this one.
Still tears in my eyes from that nonsense… 🙂
Jesse, watch for my post tomorrow for another interesting translation issue. I’m working on the post now. Blessings.
Once I stopped laughing, I’m seriously hoping that the second video clip is a spoof, not a real preacher. Otherwise the real problem with America today is the seminaries graduating preachers who preach like that – regardless of how they pee!
Sorry, Claudia. Certainly not a spoof. Blessings.
The second video is wonderful yet a little depressing since some people actually believe such rubbish.
Emma, I know exactly what you mean. Blessings.
Wow… That second video was crazy!
Favorite line (that I hear OFTEN) from the first video is, “I’m spiritual, but I’m not religious.”. 🙂
– Deborah
Thanks, Deborah. Without trying to argue people into a particular position, I’d be interested in what they mean by “spiritual” and “religious” – and how they maintain and nourish their spiritual life. Blessings.
i want the 2nd video..
Can we also get our team to post a link to http://shitpeoplesayabout.com/ shit people say about
I want to see a video called “shit Trappists say”. I suspect it might be short, though.
(and yes, I know Trappists don’t actually take a vow of silence.)
Ties into a 2014 blog entry I did where I really speak up for the other nasty one that other Evangelicals whine about. And forgive me Father for I’m going to say ‘fuck’ in this comment. I wish I found this years ago when I did King James Only Examined. I will say you were having too much fun with this one as I gave you the photo of a Nun smoking a cigarette reading the Bible then giving the finger. You should really pair that up with this. The classmate who is a pastor’s wife the way she responses to the f-strike was like a vampire to holy water.