Are you tired of being only a brother in Christ? Get out of friend zone and call Song of Solomon pick up lines.
Your name is perfume poured out.
Your cheeks are comely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.
Your eyes are doves.
Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes that have come up from the washing, all of which bear twins, and not one among them is bereaved.
Your lips are like a crimson thread, and your mouth is lovely. Your cheeks are like halves of a pomegranate.
Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that feed among the lilies.
Your lips distill nectar.
Honey and milk are under your tongue.
The scent of your garments is like the scent of Lebanon.
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