Here’s a video sort-of following a current meme. If you can’t cope with swearing, go for a walk, have a coffee, chat with a friend instead:
The actual meme, of course, would lead to a video “shit ministers say”. Now that would be an interesting video. And so easy to find examples for.
Start here:

Bosco, I couldn’t cope with the swearing, but, despite your warning, I listened. Now that I’m freaked out, I blame you anyway for putting temptation in my way.
June Butler
I take full responsibility for any sins you committed by watching this video – just add them to my list. Blessings.
Now ~THAT~ is the shit! Thanks for keeping it real, Fr.!
Thanks, KLB. Please use your normal name here – that is the culture of this site and my comments policy. Blessings.
That second video gives a whole new twist to the song – “Stand up stand up for Jesus”
How does he know the bathroom habits of so many? I guess it’s the road to ruin to have a female president/leader, like erm Germany!
UK, Aus, NZ,… Blessings, Caro.
That was really pretty normal for what a Priest/Pastor hears every day. The stuff that really freaks Priests out is stuff like:
‘No, my boyfriend doesn’t really hit me all that often’.
Just watched the second video, which was so funny that I almost peed sitting down.
I actually love to use those six passages as a test for biblical translation philosophy: how does one convey in English that the Hebrew is using a colloquial expression meaning “males”? My favourites: NEB “every mother’s son”; NJB “every manjack”. The (N)RSV just wimps out on this one.
Still tears in my eyes from that nonsense…
Jesse, watch for my post tomorrow for another interesting translation issue. I’m working on the post now. Blessings.
Once I stopped laughing, I’m seriously hoping that the second video clip is a spoof, not a real preacher. Otherwise the real problem with America today is the seminaries graduating preachers who preach like that – regardless of how they pee!
Sorry, Claudia. Certainly not a spoof. Blessings.
The second video is wonderful yet a little depressing since some people actually believe such rubbish.
Emma, I know exactly what you mean. Blessings.
Wow… That second video was crazy!
Favorite line (that I hear OFTEN) from the first video is, “I’m spiritual, but I’m not religious.”.
- Deborah
Thanks, Deborah. Without trying to argue people into a particular position, I’d be interested in what they mean by “spiritual” and “religious” – and how they maintain and nourish their spiritual life. Blessings.
i want the 2nd video..
Can we also get our team to post a link to http://shitpeoplesayabout.com/ shit people say about
I want to see a video called “shit Trappists say”. I suspect it might be short, though.
(and yes, I know Trappists don’t actually take a vow of silence.)