Any of the latest generation computers and software can discern the denomination of its user and adjust the warning message seen when quitting before saving work. Examples:
Non-sectarian:
Do you wish to Save your work?
Roman Catholic:
Registry indicates user is Female; only Males are able to Save.
Anglican:
Your work may or may not be Saved.
Lutheran:
If you don’t follow the instruction manual, don’t expect your work to be Saved.
Mennonite:
Document contains the word “dancing”; it cannot be Saved.
JWs:
You are user #144,001; your work cannot be Saved.
Mormon:
Could we interest you in Saving your work?
Millenarian:
It is almost too late to Save your work.
S. Baptist:
If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.
TV Preacher:
This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save *this* file.
Born-again:
Before Saving your work, this program will erase all existing data; Proceed?
Faith healers:
If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.
Unashamedly researched with gratitute from Michael Zastre.
