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Computer savior

Any of the latest generation computers and software can discern the denomination of its user and adjust the warning message seen when quitting before saving work. Examples:

Do you wish to Save your work?
Roman Catholic:
Registry indicates user is Female; only Males are able to Save.
Your work may or may not be Saved.
If you don’t follow the instruction manual, don’t expect your work to be Saved.
Document contains the word “dancing”; it cannot be Saved.
You are user #144,001; your work cannot be Saved.
Could we interest you in Saving your work?
It is almost too late to Save your work.
S. Baptist:
If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.
TV Preacher:
This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save *this* file.
Before Saving your work, this program will erase all existing data; Proceed?
Faith healers:
If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.

Unashamedly researched with gratitute from Michael Zastre.

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